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    Love is blind
    but marriage is a real eye-opener

    ― Pauline Thomason


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    Love is temporary insanity
    curable by marriage

    ― Ambrose Bierce

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    A man falls in love through his eyes,
    a woman through her ears

    ― Les Dawson


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    You can’t buy love,
    but you can pay heavily for it

    ― Henny Youngman

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    love is like a war;
    easy to start but hard to end and
    you never know where it might take you

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    Love is grand;
    divorce is a hundred grand

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    Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
    ― Oscar Wilde

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    Loving is like peeing in your pants - everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth

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    Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
    ― Oscar Wilde

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    Love is loving what your lover loves

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    Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
    ― Samuel Lover

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    A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries

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    Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband

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    Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it
    ― Albert Einstein

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    Love lasteth as long as the money endureth

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    To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess

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    In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm still thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

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    Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love

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    Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell
    ― Joan Crawford

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    Love is being stupid together
    ― Paul Valery

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    Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile
    ― Franklin P. Jones

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    There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love

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    You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty

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    Love is only a dirty trick played on humanity by God to achieve continuation of the species

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    An archeologist is the best lover any girl can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her

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    Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties

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    A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one
    ― Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

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    Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again

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    Love at first sight is cured by the second look

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    I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
    ― Woody Allen

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    You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry

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    I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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    The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
    ― Woody Allen

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    Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position

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    Love is a promise delivered already broken

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    If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes
    ― Chuck Palahniuk