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    Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
    ― Pauline Thomason


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    Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage
    ― Ambrose Bierce
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    A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears
    ― Les Dawson







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    You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
    ― Henny Youngman
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    love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you
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    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

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    Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
    ― Oscar Wilde

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    Loving is like peeing in your pants - everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth
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    Love is loving what your lover loves
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    Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
    ― Oscar Wilde


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    Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
    ― Samuel Lover
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    A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries


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    Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband
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    Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it
    ― Albert Einstein
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    Love lasteth as long as the money endureth
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    To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess
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    In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm still thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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    Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
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    Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell
    ― Joan Crawford